Thursday, July 27, 2006

Last weekend I had another fantastic time at SWIG. They seem to get better every time and I think it's the best laugh I ever have. The theme this time was country and straight away I thought of a little horsey costume I had seen at Spotlight. It was a bit pricey at fifty dollars, but I knew Emily would just love it when I had finished with it so I bought it along with a funky cowboy hat. Despite it clearly stating on the packaging that it was for 3 to 5 year olds I was certain the stretchy fabric would allow me to get it on no worries. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! When I couldn't get it up over my bum I pulled it over my head instead and got seriously and totally wedged with my arms up stretched over my head making it difficult to breath. Home alone I had visions of trying to make an emergency call to Martin which would have been no easy task as my head was covered and I could't see...in the end I had to resort to ripping my way out of the costume Incredible Hulk style. Poor horsey was disembowelled and I had to leave him that way until after SWIG. He has now been repaired and Emily loves him!
I have been disgusted in myself lately as I am 12 kilos heavier than I was this time last year and gain a bit more weight each week. I think it's time to do something about it....Mind you the irony of that statement is I am sitting here eating fruit and nut chocolate washed down with a Nescafe latte! I hate the thought of another summer sweltering because I am too embarrassed to go in the pool. If any other half hearted people out there are interested in joining me in cyber weight loss let me know...I need a bit of back up...

7 comments:

Peta.. said...

i love your story about you stuck up the pony, LOL...
i can just picture it on the news!!! ooppss sorry...

I hear ya with the dreaded weight attraction!!!! its like a magnet, i know that...
If you need a buddy, give me a yell.. Im on a mission so i'll be here to listen/chat to if you want??!!!

It sounds like you had a fantastic time at SWIG, lucky you.. :o)

parkyslot said...

Sounds like SWIG was terrific
I am so jealous being here in the WEST........I am off to QLD next year and my Dad lives in Brighton not far from Margate or Sandgate. So you never know might make one....

Weight well I could do that too.
Lose some KGs. I'll be in that as well

Cheers Parky

Shazz said...

thanks for dropping by my blog bev. i promise i will be a little less disruptive next time i am in one of your classes (maybe!!!...LOL)
looks like i won't be able to make it to the next SWIG either which actually made me cry.
i had the best time and think i almost broke a rib from all the laughing i did.
have a great day

xo

Chris Millar said...

Hi Bev, it was lovely seeing your happy face at SWIG on the weekend. From all accounts I've heard you were your usual funny self, keeping people entertained all weekend! Loved your costume!!!
Well, you're certainly hiding that 12 kilo's well because I didn't notice at all, you always look very slim to me! I read on Shazz's blog that another grandchild is on the way, congrats!!!

Anonymous said...

RIDE EM COWBOY LMAO only you could get stuck in a horses bum and get away with it!! count me in with your cyber weight loss..although i dont think i can lose much if i keep eating chocolate while scrapping!! perhaps if i cut out all other food??? lol..

Robyn said...

Love the photo and yep that old dieting sawhorse is always on my mind! We should see who can actually lose weight and keep it off! I won't put any money on me! LOl

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